Little fog feet my ass!
Anyone who has felt one
Drop out of the sky
In the middle of the night
Or heard the predawn chases
Up and down the stairs
Around the living rooom and back
Growling their sweet sweet blues,
Knows that cat hooves are
Diamond studded.
Tuesday, May 31, 2011
Friday, May 20, 2011
All I know about Physics and Math
Nature abhors a vacuum,
that's why everything's covered with dust.
When discussing particulate matter
which particular part of the particle matters?
Energy equals mass times the constant squared,
Then the Energizer Bunny must be very devout
because he is constantly at Mass,
Despite the shades his lack of rhythm betrays
he is quite the square. Turnips are the only roots
that need to be cubed,
Well maybe beets.
A prime number is tastier than choice,
but it is only served at the best restaurants.
If velocity keeps increasing in a vacuum,
how does it behave in a toaster?
that's why everything's covered with dust.
When discussing particulate matter
which particular part of the particle matters?
Energy equals mass times the constant squared,
Then the Energizer Bunny must be very devout
because he is constantly at Mass,
Despite the shades his lack of rhythm betrays
he is quite the square. Turnips are the only roots
that need to be cubed,
Well maybe beets.
A prime number is tastier than choice,
but it is only served at the best restaurants.
If velocity keeps increasing in a vacuum,
how does it behave in a toaster?
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